Nature, Herbs, and Nudism: How to Find Chakra Harmony in Your Birthday Suit
Nature, Herbs, and Nudism: How to Find Chakra Harmony in Your Birthday Suit
Feeling blocked – like your mojo disco ball’s caked with the dust of the cocaine-cut Johnson & Johnson baby powder of 1978, like the whirring computer-bleep-crackle of Windows ‘95 telekinecting a landline motherboard of Star Trek chatrooms speaking RICs of Klingonese, like gobsmacked shocked United Methodists old ladies at an Allen Ginsberg spoken word, deep in the Oedipus Complex of his mom’s schizophrenic bush?
That’s completely understandable, living in a Capitalist rat maze chasing the rent like moldy crumbs of cheese in an Oprah’s Book Club Top Pick self-help book from Hell.
You’re hiding something – and it’s not just the remote in the couch cushions of an existential crisis. Your Chakras are clogged like a public toilet on a Greyhound bus mid-way through Nebraska.
Chakras are the spinning wheels of energy inside us all. They serve as the nexus points for our emotional, physical, and spiritual health. When Chakras harmonize, energy flows freely, enabling us to feel balanced, vibrant, and aligned with our true selves. When the portals light up, we’re He-Man with all the power of the Universe. When they don’t, we’re Fred Flinstone with a shitty job, a fat gut, and a Mother-in-Law from Hell.
We’ve got a simple answer: Strip, literally – metaphysically, psychologically, and spiritually.
Seriously. Drop your drawers, unclasp the brassière, and smoke herbs in the nude. Nudity will make you feel better and help reconnect with your soul. Trust us – the answer to modern-day disconnect can be found in nature, herbs, and nudism. Here’s how to find chakra harmony in your birthday suit and revibe your uplift mojo party plan.
Spinning Chakras of Sanskrit Fitbits
The Cosmic Body by Pumayana
Chakras – Sanskrit for wheels or discs – are portals through which all energy of your brain, body, and spirit physically and metaphysically flow.
Gurudev Sri Sri Ravi Shankar, global activist and founder of the Art of Living Foundation, claims there are over 1,072,000 energetic channels in the body called nadis (pronounced “nah-dees”). Go ahead and count them, one by one, like tiny petals off the inner flower of your metaphysical You. We’ll wait.
The human body has 109 nerve centers, 9 of which are important, 7 of which (Chakras) are of primary importance. When energy of consciousness (Kundalini) flows through these portals, shit gets funky. It’s the essence of life.
But when one of these Chakras gets blocked, you get headaches, indigestion, maybe an existential crisis. Your crazy depressed carpal tunnel-wracked body likely has a Chakra out of whack.
Looking to clear out a clogged portal? Get back to nature, the fundamentals – party naked. There’s wisdom, freedom, and serenity in going Sky Clad. Nudism has a long history in our journey back to our cerebral selves, as well as plenty of benefits.
History in the Beautiful Buff
The Grande Odalisque by Jean Auguste Domonique Ingres
Let’s turn the clock all the way back to 1385 B.C. in the Egyptian reign of Pharaoh AkhenAton and his exquisitely beautiful queen, Nefertiti, who considered the sun, Aton, to be the true wellspring of life. They believed that attuning to the Sun was best done in the nude. To them, nudism was a clear, shining path to spiritual and physical enlightenment.
“They practiced nudity in the royal palace, in the royal gardens and swimming pool, that they loved physical beauty, valued good food and wine, and led a frankly joyful existence,” Henry deHoratey wrote in the “The Nudist Pharoah” in Nude Living #9 in 1962.
Three Spartan Boys Practising Archery by Christoffer Wilhelm Eckersberg
Hell yeah. Sign us up. Centuries later, the Greeks in the process of fine-tuning philosophy, inventing Democracy, and breaking barriers in law, art, and literature, all celebrated life in the nude. Their entire fashion sense was designed to get naked as easily as possible – a simple draped garment, pinned with a clasp, that could be removed in a heartbeat. The Greeks dropped towel to garden, work, and play games in the beautiful buff of nature given to them by gods.
“When a Greek wished to dance or work, he simply slipped out of his clothing and proceeded. It was the natural thing to do, and no one was dismayed by…seeing a nude person dancing or working. Archaeologists have found many vases depicting completely naked performers at festivals and laborers in the fields,” writes Anthony J. Papalas in his article “Greek Attitudes Toward Nudity.”
Nudity is good for you. It shines yourself, opens your Chakras, reconnects you to the Sun and the energy of the Solar System. Party naked like a nude Protostar.
Nude Minds of Truer Selves
Getting down with your skin is great for your self-esteem.
The act of embracing nudity is not just about removing physical layers, but also about peeling away the mental and spiritual blockages that keep us from fully connecting with ourselves and the natural world around us. Clothes can be a hindrance, a way of hiding our true selves, a block to our Chakras and the energy of life. The benefits of nudity extend far beyond the simple joy of feeling the sun on your skin or the breeze through your hair – they touch the very essence of what it means to cleanse the mind, reconnect the soul, and cleanse your chakras.
Getting down with your skin is great for your self-esteem. Research conducted by the University of London reveals an intriguing correlation between naturism and well-being. Their studies show that individuals who partake in naturist activities not only exhibit greater self-esteem and overall satisfaction with life compared to those who typically remain clothed, but also experience an increase in happiness the more they engage in such activities.
Nudity offers a unique pathway to reducing stress and enhancing mindfulness, providing a natural and liberating approach to mental health. When we shed our clothes, we also shed a multitude of societal pressures and constraints that often weigh heavily on our minds. This act of vulnerability encourages a present-mindedness, or mindfulness, that draws our attention away from past regrets and future anxieties, anchoring us in the here and now.
Nudity brings us closer to our true selves. In Wiccan tradition, the act of going Skyclad “represents truth, the truth that goes deeper than social custom” and “is a sign that a Witch’s loyalty is to the truth before any ideology or any comforting illusions,” feminist neopaganist Starhawk writes in The Spiral Dance: a Rebirth of the Ancient Religion of the Great Goddess.
Nudity synchs naturally with herbalism because it takes us to the essence of our true selves, when we roamed the gardens of Gaia bare and unashamed, picking herbs and communing with the gifts of nature. Get naked and smoke herbs. Partake in a nude herbal smoking ceremony by yourself, with a lover, or with friends you can trust. Get down with your naked self and be reborn in the herbs like a nude garden of Eden of immaculate divinity.
Nude Earth, nude truth, nude you – the beauty of smoking herbs is it returns us to our natural state, all-natural, au natural incarnate. Shine on your divine, immaculate nudist self.
Mathew Gallagher
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A freelance writer for hire, Matt Gallagher is the face and voice behind Web Copy Magician. He enjoys Bear Blend as a tea to spiritually reconnect with nature and the therapeutic wonders of chlorophyll.
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