So rise, shine, and get your toke of the morning sun. Here are five smokable herbs to elevate your coffee ritual – each one ready to lift your spirit, sharpen your mind, and get your blood flowing like a chocolate river in Roald Dahl’s imagination.

We live in a crazy world where hundreds of plants are outlawed in the U.S. Some are invasive. Others are poisonous. And some get you high as Hank Williams singing along to his grandson’s music in the back of a 1952 Cadillac convertible. Let’s explore the plants that are outlawed because of what they do to our brains. How the hell do you outlaw a plant?

How your bare naked self offers a unique pathway to reducing stress and enhancing mindfulness. It might sound whacky, but trust us — the answer to modern-day disconnect can be found in nature, herbs, and nudism. Here’s how to find chakra harmony in your birthday suit and why this is actually an age old world tradition.

If you read the news any given day, regurgitate traffic jams on the 405, or ride the human centipede of any municipal subway, it’s easy to feel like robot turds – like the A.I. of Steve Jobs’ ghost crapped you out in a morning deuce on the solid gold toilet of our modern technological age of Oligarchy. But fear not – herbs and nature can cure your loneliness and save your goddamned soul.

We’re not sure how many licks it takes to get to the end of our herbal vape pens. We’re still licking and counting, but we understand eventually that shit will hit the fritz. Try it yourself and see what you come up with. Science is a spaced-out curious Cheshire cat smoking tea with Alice and a belated white bunny down a deep dark rabbit hole.

The Buffalo Animal Spirit Totem celebrates abundance with proof we have everything we need, roaming the Earth in the awesome spaciousness of bounty, freedom, and self-sufficiency. In many Native American traditions, the Buffalo represents prosperity and gratitude, reminding us that the Earth provides everything we need to thrive – if we just ask.

Celebrate Black History Month. Explore the roots of Black History Month and why it’s celebrated in February. Learn about the amazing historical contributions of Black folk, from the invention of the cell phone to the patent of the first gas mask to even the eradication of smallpox. Like volcanic magma forged in the fires of a racist history, Black people have shaped and changed our world.

Valentine’s Day is a racket, a swindle, a dominatrix-crocheted-bikini at a United Methodist yard sale. Why do we need a day for love when porn is free and romance exorbitantly expensive? Now cool your Trojan horses, Bill Murray on a blender of a bender. Check yourself and your inner VD Scrooge. After all, it’s February, a dreary month of slushy snot when we all desperately need wine, chocolate, herbs, and a little bit of love.

Here are some of our five favorite herbs to smoke and relax. All of these herbs can be found in our legal smoking blends. So roll some blunts, spark up, and blow smoke in the face of the Capitalist Beast. Imbibe your chill with these herbs for smoking blends.

Amazon’s monopoly deity-ship over online sales has washed out over 136,000 brick-and-mortar shops, and those low-paying Amazon jobs replace only about half of the 1.7 million retail jobs lost in its wake. Do us and every other Mom & Pop shop a favor. Buy local. Shop small businesses from their very own websites.