Suck It Disposable Vape! How Many Licks in a Herbal Vape Pen Tootsie Pop?
Suck It Disposable Vape! How Many Licks in a Herbal Vape Pen Tootsie Pop?
So you’ve entered the vaping vs. smoking Internet chat room and decided to start vaping.
Say “Hasta la vista!” to smoke. In theory, vaping might be better for you – the jury of science is still out on that one. At least we know smoking will kill you. Vaping, on the other hand, might only kill you with the gentle sweet kindness of George Bush the First. We’re just not sure.
It’s like the meme says: “Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Smoking bacon will cure it.” But vaping bacon? Take us home. We’re stoned.
But you don’t have to be stoned to notice those disposable vape pen cartridges are starting to pile up – and not just on your coffee table, in your purse, across the console of your car, but practically all over the whole fucking Earth.
Disposable Vape Pens and the Story of the K-Cup: A Modern Tragedy
The story of the disposable vape pen reads a lot like the K-Cup. Read it and weep. If the inventor of the K-Cup only had a time machine, he’d drive a Delorean back to 1992 and strangle himself – or at least instead invent Google, eBay, maybe fidget spinners – anything but disposable coffee pod trash that placed end to end would circle the Earth at least 20 times.
But let’s be honest – line up your disposable vapes like Hot Wheels tracks, they’d stack your living room 50,000 laps in a sick vape speedway of NASCAR trash.
That’s a helluva lot. Mother Earth is weeping – and it’s not just the hot wings.
When it comes to vape pens and the smoking vs. vaping debate, we’ve got to consider all that waste. All those disposable vape cartridges start to pile up like Bud Light bottles on the porch of Kid Rock’s frat boy party before transgenders were cool.
It’s anything but pretty.
Reuse Our Herbal Vape Pens: Go Green with Less Trash
The Mintz 2ml Disposable
The good news is our herbal vape pens are reusable and rechargeable, and in the end — like everything else on the planet that is rechargeable — disposable. We are trying though.
We opted for a high viscosity herbal vape disposable because they have a coil that lasts a little bit longer that the others.
Use our herbal vape pens long enough, they’ll eventually wear out – but only after several refills of herbal liquids. But like everything else, the pen eventually breaks down over time like Jimmy Carter’s home improvement YouTube channel. But it takes a while. Just like that hammer-strapping He-Man of Habitat for Humanity.
How to Refill Our Herbal Vape Pens
Once our herbal vape pens run dry, pop off the tip and refill the vape with our organic herbal liquids.
Keep packing your herbal vape pen with fresh Liquid Herbz. Recharge the device when necessary. You’ll burn through fewer vape pens, which means less trash in your car, more room on your coffee table for actual coffee, and a slightly happier Mother Earth.
And if the tip breaks, no worries. Let us know – we’ll send you a replacement.
Why Vape Herbs?
Vaping herbs is a great alternative to smoking. Herbs have a variety of relaxing and rejuvenating effects that can be both medicinal and spiritual. Some herbs are good for sleeping and inspiring lucid dreaming. Others make it easier to quit Tobacco. Some herbs can rev up the sexy time with the Marvin Gaye on ice.
Vaping herbs is just another way to vibe. Smokable Herbs have long been valued for their numerous benefits, offering natural ways to support well-being, relaxation, sleep, and mindfulness.
Still Lickin
Many herbs, such as Chamomile, Lavender, and Valerian, are renowned for their calming properties, helping to reduce stress and promote relaxation. These herbs can ease tension, making them effective in preparing the body for restful sleep.
Adaptogenic herbs like Ashwagandha and Holy Basil help the body manage stress, supporting emotional balance and mindfulness. Herbal teas and essential oils derived from these plants are often used in aromatherapy or as supplements to enhance mental clarity, focus, and overall tranquility, creating a holistic approach to health.
Smoking herbs is a great way to center the body, calm the mind, and be one in the moment. Vaping herbs can have similar effects. Vaping herbs can help connect you to nature and celebrate the natural gifts of Gaia that have been enjoyed by our ancestors for thousands of years.
And you can vape herbs practically anywhere – waiting in line at the grocery store, sipping a happy hour cocktail at the bar, even eating oatmeal cookies at Grandma’s house.
How Many Licks in Our Herbal Vape Pen Tootsie Pop?
So how many licks does it take to get to the end of the Tootsie Pop?
(Or perhaps a next-gen approach: How many bootlicks does it take to become a millionaire? Work Amazon’s third shift a gazillion years and maybe Jeff Bezos will buy you a seat on his Star Trek space penis, but only if you sign up for Prime.)
We’re not sure how many licks it takes to get to the end of our herbal vape pens. We’re still licking and counting, but we understand eventually that shit will hit the fritz. Try it yourself and see what you come up with. Science is a spaced-out curious Cheshire cat smoking tea with Alice and a belated white bunny down a deep dark rabbit hole.
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Mathew Gallagher
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